Slathered with peanut butter or homemade strawberry jam, made into breakfast sandwiches...you get the idea.
English muffin bread is the answer, and this is the easiest recipe ever! All you have to do is mix, rise, and bake.
Combine all ingredients in your stand mixer (or mix by hand with a dough whisk) until all ingredients are thoroughly combined. You'll end up with a sticky, wet dough. Scoop/pour the dough into a large, greased hearth loaf pan (or two standard size loaf pans).